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Old 11-13-2009, 09:38 AM
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JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL

interesting email I got today. figure I would share.

JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL

You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .


Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.


Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".


Ready? Now pay attention....


Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.


Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.


Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.


Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.


Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.


Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.


Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.


Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.


Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.


Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200..00.


Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.


Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.


Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.


Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.


Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.


Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.


Do you get it, now?


If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...

You are part of the problem!

It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!
What are you waiting for? Pass it on.
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:58 AM
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Old 11-13-2009, 01:07 PM
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:24 PM
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:50 PM
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:33 PM
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Joe Legal is a fucktard who lives out side his means, Joe Illegal isnt the problem.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:51 AM
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Joe illegal isnt the problem, but he is a problem.
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I'm not sure if Jose Illegal is the problem. but pablo, sanchez, enrique and lopez sure as hell are a problem...
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Im all for learn English, pay your taxes, or get the F out. The middle class will always just be "ok" making it as long as this goes on.

Sorry....but the middle class is far from being "ok".....we get fucked the worst in all aspects of taxes and not getting tax breaks. If it were not for the middle class, there would be no tax money for congress to spend.

I think that going on that extended unemployment that out oh-so-wonderful president signed into is becoming a better idea.......getting food stamps.....going to the free clinic for medical......being able to qualify for earned income credit and get a fat ass income tax check back for doing absolutly nothing......and sitting on my ass playing video games all day sounds like a better and better idea as time goes on. Why not, I have been busting my ass to pay other peoples unemployment benefits, food stamps, and health care for the longest time, it's about time someone takes care of me. just my thoughts.
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